Dumb Girl

So there's this girl i talk to in my Econ 214 class, and every day we'll exchange the generally accepted conversation topics, and etc... and usually she's quite funny, and i laugh when she says soemthing but not an all out laugh because she usually talks during the lecture, and i can't afford to piss off my prof anymore than i already do with my shitty hand writing. anyway, i saw her in the hallway not doing anything one day so i asked her to go to browers for coffee, because i really didn't want to pretend like i was studying for 2 hours, and she responded with

Her "yeah that'd be great, but..."

Me: "But what bitch" (without the bitch part of course)

Her: "that's funny because i thought you hated me."

Me: ... .... are you kidding me?

Her: well you just always seemed to put up with me, like a half smile or soemthing

Me: Well typically if i was putting up with you i wouldn't consiously chose to sit beside you during class nor would i ask how your day was going.

Her: you might

Me: Heh, i don't see how or why.

and you know what? i desperately anaylzed the logic that was going through her head, like honestly how could she think i hate when i asked how she was doing every day? i don't know really, but i came to one plausable reason as to why she would think i asked her how her day was going even if i hated her:




Women...

Insecure women will drive you to the breaking point i tell ya, BREAKING POINT! just like that shitty Keanu Reeves movie "Point Break" like honestly if anyone has seen Point Break they would have to agree that Point Break is ridiculous... as ridiculous as women, like can you even imagine pitching the Point Break plot line to a bunch of producers?

James Cameron "Alright i've got this awesome action movie idea that will include every single aspect of every single teen movie ever produced in the history of the world"

Producers: "Okay...."

James Cameron " first off we have a football scene in which we have the shittiest actor in the whole wide world throw a football and then he cut to him tryign to bust some drug dealers, keanu's partners get shot up but he's okay, then he learns how to surf, meets a girl and falls in love with her, then he goes and skydives with patrick swayze, then is forced to rob a bank even though he's an undercover cop, then he skydives some more, then him and swayze have a pissing contest and then a gunfight and then keanu wins the girl back by kicking some ass with his shitty acting and then we end the mvoie with patrick swayze running off into a huge wave and keanu standing helplessly admiring swayzes' superior acting talent. the end"

producers: "what the fuck? what is that?"

James Cameron: "I did Terminator and the Titanic so shut the fuck up and dish out the money."

Producers: "but the year in 1990 you won't do titanic until 1994"

James Cameron: "Show me the money"

the end