George Costanza sexier than me?
George Costanza sexier than me? Why tv is far too ridiculous.
Ok so as a break from studying or work, I’ve been watching a fair amount of tv lately. And when I say tv I don’t mean survivor or american idol... which is shit. But I mean shows like Will & Grace or Seinfeld. Classics. And after all of my tv watching I’ve come to one conclusion: tv is shit in general. Now when I say shit I really mean it is so utterly unrealistic that I can’t possibly accept anything that happens in these shows.
Take Seinfeld for example, I cannot for one second take Seinfeld seriously, it’s too ridiculous. Why? Because of George Costanza. George fucking Costanza is a mess; he’s fat, short, wears glasses, is balding, shallow, immature, lives with his parents and yet somehow he has an unending supply of equal or lesser-aged and relatively attractive women to choose from at any given time. WHAT THE FUCK???
Like honestly he’s hideous I can use his skull as a mirror and shave my face he’s that bald and hideous.
He looks like a god damn monk, and I mean we all know why monks devote themselves to god and not women, because women don’t want fat balding messes, unfortunately George defies this law of nature.
George Costanza defies all the laws of attraction and yet he somehow can be shallow douche who dumps his girlfriend every episode. Like I mean he should be thankful he hasn’t died a virgin, let alone be picky in any way. But no… he is an ugly mess and still can easily conjure some insignificant reason to dump his current and hot girlfriend.
While other men in the world such as myself, Salt, or Gall couldn’t attract a woman if our lives depended on it, this man has a never ending supply. If Gall or myself did in fact decided tonight that we would go look for women, 99.999% of the time it’d end up turning in a dogfight. She would in all likelyness turn out to a minimum of quadruple my weight. 159 pounds * 4 = heavy mother fucking woman. (although I will admit sean probably would win this dogfight, jay and I would come in close 2nd or 3rd)
My point is that it is completely unbelievable that a man like George Costanza can get ass on a regular basis and I on the other hand might as well become a priest. The irony is I’m not a fat mess, stupid, nor am I beyond the dictionary term of shallow like our friend Georgey is.
Like i mean fuck this is garbage, there is no way that ugly shallow asshole guys should get women. it's ridiculous, and yet it happens. for example this is how it is:
What it is
What it should be
notice how pissed off John Goodman looks, just because he too has also come to the conclusion that his gay lover is a douche... I'm guessing that John is probably re-evaluating his life at that very moment, and running off to vegas to marry a transvestite named bubba.
What it is
What it should be
The world is shit just like TV and i hate both somedays... unfortunately I can't live without either of them.
Ok so as a break from studying or work, I’ve been watching a fair amount of tv lately. And when I say tv I don’t mean survivor or american idol... which is shit. But I mean shows like Will & Grace or Seinfeld. Classics. And after all of my tv watching I’ve come to one conclusion: tv is shit in general. Now when I say shit I really mean it is so utterly unrealistic that I can’t possibly accept anything that happens in these shows.
Take Seinfeld for example, I cannot for one second take Seinfeld seriously, it’s too ridiculous. Why? Because of George Costanza. George fucking Costanza is a mess; he’s fat, short, wears glasses, is balding, shallow, immature, lives with his parents and yet somehow he has an unending supply of equal or lesser-aged and relatively attractive women to choose from at any given time. WHAT THE FUCK???
Like honestly he’s hideous I can use his skull as a mirror and shave my face he’s that bald and hideous.
He looks like a god damn monk, and I mean we all know why monks devote themselves to god and not women, because women don’t want fat balding messes, unfortunately George defies this law of nature.
George Costanza defies all the laws of attraction and yet he somehow can be shallow douche who dumps his girlfriend every episode. Like I mean he should be thankful he hasn’t died a virgin, let alone be picky in any way. But no… he is an ugly mess and still can easily conjure some insignificant reason to dump his current and hot girlfriend.
While other men in the world such as myself, Salt, or Gall couldn’t attract a woman if our lives depended on it, this man has a never ending supply. If Gall or myself did in fact decided tonight that we would go look for women, 99.999% of the time it’d end up turning in a dogfight. She would in all likelyness turn out to a minimum of quadruple my weight. 159 pounds * 4 = heavy mother fucking woman. (although I will admit sean probably would win this dogfight, jay and I would come in close 2nd or 3rd)
My point is that it is completely unbelievable that a man like George Costanza can get ass on a regular basis and I on the other hand might as well become a priest. The irony is I’m not a fat mess, stupid, nor am I beyond the dictionary term of shallow like our friend Georgey is.
Like i mean fuck this is garbage, there is no way that ugly shallow asshole guys should get women. it's ridiculous, and yet it happens. for example this is how it is:
What it is
What it should be
notice how pissed off John Goodman looks, just because he too has also come to the conclusion that his gay lover is a douche... I'm guessing that John is probably re-evaluating his life at that very moment, and running off to vegas to marry a transvestite named bubba.
What it is
What it should be
The world is shit just like TV and i hate both somedays... unfortunately I can't live without either of them.
posted by Doc at
10:55 PM
