My Night

This picture of Jay pretty much sums up my night.

as i sit here waiting for drunken Evan to phone me i've come to this conclusion: fuck the world

or more so fuck parties that i am sober at.

now i'm an annoying drunk, which is why i don't like getting drunk, but fuck i hate being at shitty parties when i'm sober.

i can break it down for you people. first the fashion of shitty parties:




ooohhhh lalala




You touch my Tralalala

when we got to bugs house we had the typical party goers:

The small town fags who are convinced they are tough shit because they are from a small town nobody has heard of! Yay.

unity douche“we’re from fucking unity”

me“good for you!”

some other guy "fags!"

unity douche“hey I wouldn’t say that there’s a bunch of us here from unity”

me“well theres a lot more here from saskatoon”

unity douche“wanna go?”

me“dude I’m twice your height. No”

unity douche“well don’t say shit about Unity”

“heh yeah okay”

fag

I hate people, and I hate large quantities of people I don’t know and have no desire to know. They all have them same story, same shitty jobs, same drunken stories where

“I took 7 shots of this green amnesty and ¾ ‘s of a 2/6 of rye and all I remember is 20 minutes at the scuz and 10 minutes at my house… yeah I’m told I almost got hit by a car on central, that was a crazy night dude. It’s always crazy here at bugs”

“hehehe yeah man that is crazy”

“yeah this other time I drank …..”

same boring story same fake smile from me, same fake laugh from me, same uninterest from me. I hate it. I’m so fake.

Same fat girls hitting on any and every guy

Same guys trying to cop a feel, same random awkward conversations

Same guy showing these girls who were very seriously impressed with this guy, who got his first name tattooed to the side of his chest… just incase he got so drunk he forgot his name, or where he lived.

Same loud obnoxious girls.

It’s funny how I could have sooo much energy with just one person last night and none at all with 100 people having a good time. In fact all I wanted to do tonight is phone up this person, but I told myself I would wait until Sunday night.

anyway pre-house party was awesome: