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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Relgion

Religion is a funny thing

i'ma crazy christian zealot.

and i'll have my G man smite you motherfuckers if you step too close on ma toes foo!

you betta back yo shit up foo if you sayin that ma g man doesn't exist

see i've been studying in the library at stm for the last week, and i love it there it's quite classy looking i love it; i feel like i'm harvard when i'm in stm: the leather furniture, the burgandy and oak color scheme i just feel like is hould be smoking a pipe and reading with a monocle and a glass of cognac in my hand. however with that said there are two pitfalls to studying in stm, the crazy zealot christians, and the the political studies majors are always there. sometimes it's okay other days it's not so okay.

when i watch bush i always laugh. he is sooo christian, the way in which he speaks of this evil that is haunting every american. this evil's anme is is terror of course, but thats about as specific as he gets really; mainly because the terror changes names to iraq to osma to iran or whatever the special of that month is... so many things are supposedly evil...
but define evil.

see evil is a subjective thing, ones man's evil is another man's justice. that's funny.

why is it funny? because there are these americans that are fighting wrong doers who have bombed and killed american citizens, and then there are these terrorists who are fighting the wrong doers who bomb their cities and kill their people. hmmm who is in the right here?

good question but as far as christian crusader george w is concerned it's evil. now i'm not pro or against bush, because frankly i could care less, but i do find it interesting in his use of evil. good vs. bad, is a very catholic ideal.

anyway i was listening to a conversation between a crazy zealot christian that wouldn't hesitate to spear my face on a pole and post it at the front of the doors of stm all in the name of justice.

see she beleives that islamic people are evil, and that if they would embrace "our" loving god the world would be a much safer palce. she expalins ehrself as stating that her growing up as christian she knows what real values and ideals are, and thus so knows what is right and wrong. she has a strong basis in a peace loving relgion... of course she didn't refer to it as a relgion, because she referred to it as the only way of life or "the belief" hah!

dumb bitch.

she continued to explain that these people responsible for the worlds problems will be found and executed for their wrong doings, because god will lead crusaders like george bush to them... and i kid you not she actaully said "executed for their wrong doings".

what? are you kidding? you were jsutt laking baout how peaceful your relgion is! my brain is melting! melting!

another time in my life i was engaged in a conversation with a girl and another guy, it was regarding the peterson murder and trial.

and she explained to me that i'm a blasphemor who will possibly burn in hell because i defended scott peterson, all i said is i didn't think he did it. so as a result i will possibly burn in hell because scott is an evil man who had broken two commandments and thus should be put to death. because that is how god sees fit.

riiiiight

see here's the thing, i think people who beleive that there is one single relgion and that is all are idiots. and what i mean by that is you can atleast have the decency that if someone else doesn't beleive in YOUR god respect that person's belief, and don't tell him or her he or she is going to hell because they are not with you...

i think people that believe that there is only one answer to anything besides algebra and physics are beyond ridiculous. i think people who defend themselves using relgion as their backing for putting someone to death because they broke a commandment (thou shall nto kill) is ironic and idiotic.

...see these people don't understand their own relgion that they cling to, and yet they use this for their every defence.

see one of the number one things the christian relgion promotes is forgiveness, jesus forgave his executioners, he forgave the people that condemned him, he accepted the man dying on the cross into his "kingdom" even though he was amurderer/thief/ ic an't remember what. jesus didn't judge people, but why is it so common for practcing chrstians to judge other people?

see a truly christian action would be to forgive scott peterson, and i don't mean let him go, but common here, the christian relgion is about forgiveness, you can't use an eye for an eye mentality and baby jesus together in your reasoning.

the two just don't go together foo.

Briana has many christian friends, and these kids think that they know something that rest of the population that isn't christian is missing. WRONG ASSHOLE

this one guy Briana told me about conciously looks at someone, and just by looking at that person can tell if that person is going to hell or not. he says he's pretty good at doing things liek that.

really?

is that so? how do you know? did god come to you in the night and say

GOd: "you know that creepy guy on the street you saw a month ago? well you're right he did go to hell he's with lucifer burning for eternity, now hold one while i go down on your bitch ass"

Christian Asshole: "but isn't homosexuality a sin?"

GOd: "shut up and blow me asshole"


now see,
all my life i have been forced into going to church, and 90% of the time i manage to zone out most of it, but i hear it nonetheless. the damage is done.

many times i sit there and listen to the preacher telling us that we are bad epople if you don't come to church every sunday, and then the enxt sunday he tells us that we are bad people if you don't come to church next sundaya nd etc... so as a result there are all these people who attend church regularly thinking they are elite, that they are somehow better than the "rest".

there's this one group at the church i just hate them. they are really involved with the church the son looks exactly liek the father both are fat and have a pug nose and round flush cheecks, and they always sttand there with a half smirk... and then they have their heads high up in the air nodding at everything the priest has to say.... i just want to jump kick them in the head...

the daughter looks liek the mother and the mother is round, and always wears a dress and heels to church and this rank perfume that lingers everywhere. i see these people sometimes at the video store on a saturday night alll together going to pick a pg movie out to watch as a family... i haate those people, they make me sick they are so cliche... anyway

church is all about one collective ideal, it is like george orwell's 1984 (probably my favorite book of all time) and everywhere you look people are judging you, judging whether or not you help with the community, come to church every sunday, teach your kids good christian morals, or are you going to hell, and etc...

i hate it


Religion is about assholism and eliteist thought.

now i don't condemn relgion by any means, i think it helps alot of people carry on their miserable lives with dignity and hope that there will be something better. and when i say that i just sneeringly mean that it helps people in tough times, and that it can change people for the better.

better is also a subjective word also, but we'll fly with that one.

now i know this isn't funny because frankly school has zapped the funny out of me lately, id on't even talk to people now or barely laugh i just hide int he library and attempt not to flunk out of every one of my classes.

oh and that guy who is tryign to advertise his website is douche who offers nothing except retarded ramblings of himself and i hope he rots in hell...

9 Comments:

  • Even though there is no God and such I do believe that religion can be a really good thing. You can examine the faith of many people and see how much it uplifts them and brings them hope in their lives. That is an amazing task that cannot be cloned by any other thing. Also church isn't so bad, those baptist black churches where they just shoud " Praise the Lord" and "Hey look i'm black!!" etc are amazing . Also Italian churches where the mass is set in Italian and the atmosphere is crazy made me want to believe in god. THere really is a power to true believers. The ones that don't preach because they don't have to they truly uplift your spirit by seeing their faith in action. Thus all religion isn't bad just the hugely gayrods who take it too far.

    And 1984 is also my fav book. Orwell is a genioso

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:06 PM  

  • Does anyone have a copy of 1984? Cause I've heard so many good things about it that I really wanna read it, and I hate libraries. Also I'm cool with the religious folk as long as they don't annoy me with it.

    I'm pretty sure Jesus and Buddha and all the other religions gods hang out someplace in regina, get drunk and laugh. While playing risk. Except risk is the world as we know it. Jesus just tries to hard to make allies and ends up getting Allah or whoever all pissed off then Allah starts attacking. But Jesus owns pretty much all of north america and keeps most of his people (I'm pretty sure he chooses black death) in the texas area. Thats really whats happening, but "the man" doesn't want you to know that.
    I'm appologize for this post, it must be the lack of drinking.
    P.S. Someone find me a copy of 1984.

    By Blogger Clifford, at 10:31 PM  

  • Ya i sure do have a copy jay. But i don't know if you are smart enough to read that book. lol. i'm just joking

    Dave

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 PM  

  • 1984 is the most over rated peice of literature in the world.

    Orwell isn't all he's cracked up to be.

    By Blogger joe, at 5:20 PM  

  • i completely disagree, who do you prefer joel?

    By Blogger Doc, at 7:25 PM  

  • you really don't think he's over-rated?

    every half-wit and quasi-literali in the world comes all over Orwell. its sickening. He has an absurdly boring prose style.

    Writers i prefer, on the political side of things would be Vonnegut who has a much more subverse and artful writing style. Arthur Millar i find to be a much better writer, if you can count him (he's a playwrite). Shakespeare even had some political-minded plays that are vastly superior in form and dialoge than anything Orwell produced. If you only are counting prose than i would say your favourite writer, Swift, is a superior satirist.

    If you go purly by style and content and not by politcality, than i would give the edge to anyone of Leacock, Hugo, DIckens and if you specifically like the simple-prose narrative then Steinbeck and Hemmingway i think are the better novelists

    I like Orwell, i own 3 of his books. But he's not all he's cracked up to be and rated way to high on the literary scale

    By Blogger joe, at 12:00 AM  

  • true, see the beauty with orwell is he is simple. he changed his name to a simple common name and he writes in simple prose. teachers love orwell because he's simple, and easy to relate with students. he has a deep message that is usually easy to understand. he's effective.

    thats the beauty of orwell, i don't need to read every page over 6 times to get at what he was implying... however i have read essays ont he net that state that orwell was wrong and the future is nothing that he forecsted... i want to fight people like that.

    anyway yes, orwell is maybe alittle plain, but i love his narrators as i can easily identify with them, and i enjoy the idea of his stories.

    the fact is, there are lots of great books, better than orwell. but i love orwell for what he tried to be, simple.

    i love dick tracey, i love batman movies, and jackie chan movies. people always say that they hate kung fu movies because

    "why doesn't that person jsut take out a gun?"

    because that isn't what the movie is or is trying to be, it's not about guns it is instead about kungfu. it's about me accepting a stupid movie as a stupid movie and a serious thriller as a serious thriller. if a book or movie fails to be a serious thriller when it is trying to be a serious thriller then it can be subject to ridicule, otherwise it can't really be overrated...

    orwell is a person for the working joe. and that is why he is highly rated ont he literary scale, and he meant to do it that way.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:00 AM  

  • orwell is anything but "someone for teh common joe"

    Orwell destested the idea of the paperback novel and the idea of literary work being available to the masses

    he was elitest as you can be

    and yea, sure simple is ok. But i know lots of grade 5 kids who write simple books. Are they literary masters because they don't know how to use ambiguity?

    By Blogger joe, at 2:33 PM  

  • yes, yes they are

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:49 AM  

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