Happy Hallmark Day Assholes
so i jsut got back from Regina for a job interview. the interview took two fucking days to complete, but i nailed the interview as i do with all job interviews. it's exceptionally rare when i don't get a job after an interview... anyway.
i spent hallmark day locked in a hotel room holding a gun to my face contemplating death... well not really, but there are lots of people who do on this day and on christmas, because everyone expects you to have someone on this day. i went to kelsey's for supper and of course i was the only bugger in the whole world eating alone and not on a date. all these deadbeat goats were going through the "actions" of being romantic without actually trying to be romantic... fuck off.
anyone who thinks valentines day is romantic because your deadbeat boyfriend took you to kelsey's and bought you roses has got to be either retarded or jailbait. none of these guys are trying, and if they are they are so unorginal that they should be got rid of the same thing that the japanese do to the losers of their society: force the fuckups to split their belly into pieces while their best friend chops their head off. (they have the friend chop his headoff just as a warning to him incase he decides he wants to become a fuckup like his now dead buddy.)
here's the thing if you think valentines is romantic because hallmark, kaye's and da'bears tell you it's romantic it isn't.
People especailly university students are always worried about being unorginal. i am one of those people. however i always have tried to be orginal, if i ever meet the right girl she will want to spend valentines day doing something cool like skydiving or making fun of couples eating at kelsey's with their unintersting or complete lack of conversation staring at their plates like giant assholes.
i remember in when i was in grade 2 and on valentines day everyone handed out valentines cards to both guys and girls losing the whole meaning of the day, you just did it because it was expected of you. the kids had no idea why they were giving people cards... and things ahve not changed as adults. they just do it because it's expected of them. like really don't do it because it's expected of you do it because you care or you want to... but maybe 10% of the population probably actually "mean it" most guys are probably like "fuck what am i gonna do for the 14th? dinner and movie?" oh great idea! how unorginal! die dipshit!
i spent valentines day locked in a hotel room with a bottle of pinot noir while watching sideways gettign drunk... an absolutely phenominal movie.... not as good as million dollar baby (which i doubt there will be for a few decades) but nonetheelss very enjoyable
anyone who thinks i'm a grumpy cynic can go fuck themselves.
i spent hallmark day locked in a hotel room holding a gun to my face contemplating death... well not really, but there are lots of people who do on this day and on christmas, because everyone expects you to have someone on this day. i went to kelsey's for supper and of course i was the only bugger in the whole world eating alone and not on a date. all these deadbeat goats were going through the "actions" of being romantic without actually trying to be romantic... fuck off.
anyone who thinks valentines day is romantic because your deadbeat boyfriend took you to kelsey's and bought you roses has got to be either retarded or jailbait. none of these guys are trying, and if they are they are so unorginal that they should be got rid of the same thing that the japanese do to the losers of their society: force the fuckups to split their belly into pieces while their best friend chops their head off. (they have the friend chop his headoff just as a warning to him incase he decides he wants to become a fuckup like his now dead buddy.)
here's the thing if you think valentines is romantic because hallmark, kaye's and da'bears tell you it's romantic it isn't.
People especailly university students are always worried about being unorginal. i am one of those people. however i always have tried to be orginal, if i ever meet the right girl she will want to spend valentines day doing something cool like skydiving or making fun of couples eating at kelsey's with their unintersting or complete lack of conversation staring at their plates like giant assholes.
i remember in when i was in grade 2 and on valentines day everyone handed out valentines cards to both guys and girls losing the whole meaning of the day, you just did it because it was expected of you. the kids had no idea why they were giving people cards... and things ahve not changed as adults. they just do it because it's expected of them. like really don't do it because it's expected of you do it because you care or you want to... but maybe 10% of the population probably actually "mean it" most guys are probably like "fuck what am i gonna do for the 14th? dinner and movie?" oh great idea! how unorginal! die dipshit!
i spent valentines day locked in a hotel room with a bottle of pinot noir while watching sideways gettign drunk... an absolutely phenominal movie.... not as good as million dollar baby (which i doubt there will be for a few decades) but nonetheelss very enjoyable
anyone who thinks i'm a grumpy cynic can go fuck themselves.
posted by Doc at
5:34 PM
2 Comments:
few decades? Get over yourself
and being original is overrated, especially when 98% of original stuff blows ass.
Just because someone gives someone flowers and takes them to kelseys and 100 other people have done it, does not mean its not romantic
you bitter cynic asshole, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
:)
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joe, at 11:13 PM
Thats kinda funny, cause i knew that you were going to be in Regina, and i knew that i was also going to be in Regina. But i didn't say anything, cause i was with a much better person than you! haha, i don't know what i'm talking about. Anyway Winstons again soon cause that place is hella cool to drink @
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Anonymous, at 4:32 PM
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