Okay an attempt at wit

I seriously have been sitting at my computer for the last 2 hours on my day off pounding my skull for something witty to write about.

Wit

To be witty

Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone makes a comment or thinks they are being super witty or funny when really they are being fucking retarded.

For example for me the number 1 comment I get from stupid 18 yearold girls or my extended family is

“wow you are really tall”

really this statement is a pointless use of words, I’ve been cornered with such a limited response that I shutterr every time I hear it.

My options are super limited

A) super cynical snide comment meant to demean the person

“you noticed that hey? Most people I meet aren’t quick enough to pick up on that fact, but you are.”

B) uhh yeah really option B isn’t really an option because it is such a retarded statement that I could not bring myself to not be an asshole about it.

I’ve probably heard it about 50 times since i’ve been out here this year alone, and every time these people say it with a grin on their face like they discovered something that the rest of the world hasn’t figured out.