Comm 101
The other day I got a phone call at 11:30 at night, I honestly put my pants on after work and my cell phone was ringing (I already had 15 missed calls from home) I seriously thought someone had died or there was an accident.
When I picked up i did not get hello or how's it going all i got was:
“where the fuck have you been?”
my mother who was the one calling me, had been trying to get ahold of me because my brother had not registered for his first year of commerce… and it was already 9 days since registration. All of his classes that he was required to take (and commerce has a super rigid class list requirements) were full. And my parents couldn’t figure out how to use paws, so I said I’d handle it if you gave me what classes he needed and his login info.
Needless to say revenge was mine. Revenge for all those times he stole my x-men cards or blew up my ninja turtles I finally had a chance to serve my sweet sweet revenge 10 years later…
Muahahaha
He’s going to be going to university at 7:30 in the morning and won’t be able to leave until like 10:30 at night with only 3 classes placed strategically between there so that it won’t be worth him leaving the university and coming back. He’ll be stuck there forever!
However, I started to rethink this plan, as I felt that ruining his life for an entire year may be a little extreme for stealing x men cards I don’t even care about anymore… but then I remembered that he’s now a commerce student, and thus he’s no longer a real person anyway.
brwaahahaha
When I picked up i did not get hello or how's it going all i got was:
“where the fuck have you been?”
my mother who was the one calling me, had been trying to get ahold of me because my brother had not registered for his first year of commerce… and it was already 9 days since registration. All of his classes that he was required to take (and commerce has a super rigid class list requirements) were full. And my parents couldn’t figure out how to use paws, so I said I’d handle it if you gave me what classes he needed and his login info.
Needless to say revenge was mine. Revenge for all those times he stole my x-men cards or blew up my ninja turtles I finally had a chance to serve my sweet sweet revenge 10 years later…
Muahahaha
He’s going to be going to university at 7:30 in the morning and won’t be able to leave until like 10:30 at night with only 3 classes placed strategically between there so that it won’t be worth him leaving the university and coming back. He’ll be stuck there forever!
However, I started to rethink this plan, as I felt that ruining his life for an entire year may be a little extreme for stealing x men cards I don’t even care about anymore… but then I remembered that he’s now a commerce student, and thus he’s no longer a real person anyway.
brwaahahaha
posted by Doc at
2:35 PM
3 Comments:
okay this was a little better, than the one before. i have the day off so i guess i'll try to keep at her until i hit something on the head.
By
Doc, at 2:38 PM
Yea your last one sure did suck balls. I'm actually kind of mad that you had mentioned it, cause if you didin't then I would have been lucky enough to be completely ignorant to its existence.
P.S. Your a sick man Chubbs.
By
Clifford, at 4:04 PM
take that commerce
By
joe, at 4:23 PM
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