Ugh

Ruining nerd’s dreams since 1985.

Alright who is the cock that started this whole ninjas vs. robots vs. pirates argument?

For part of my English biography class I’ve been reading random blogs (which is more tedious than any of you can possibly imagine) and I’ve come across countless pages of posts where these assholes argue to the death which cliché antagonist would come out on top in a free-for-all fight.

…

yeah.

The worst thing about this argument is that it has no end, because people will create rules, situations, theoretical advantages and disadvantages all in a useless effort to side their opinion.

For example:

People will add things like robots have lasers, then some other asshole will pipe in and say that pirates have reflective mirrors, but ninjas have super quick reflexes… It’s like dungeons and dragons just much, much worse, and if you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m talking about.

The rules don’t even have any physical limitations! Physics or any thing resembling a coherent, logical thought is nonexistent. It’s like arguing that Oprah isn’t a mindless bitch on a power trip, or banning knives will end stabbings murders; all of those topics are such ridiculous arguments that I want to curbstomp anyone who brings up any of them.

And not just any curbstomp The E.Norton Curbstomp.

Remember when that guy was badass?

Basically what I have gathered is that this whole Pirates, Robots, and Ninjas thing exists solely as conversation filler for the socially retarded. It’s a circular argument that never ends it’s like trying to understand why silver tequila sells, or why Randy River is still around, or why Nickelback keeps haunting my dreams, or why Louis is hosting “Theory of a Deadman” or why I’m going to die bitter and alone. None of it can be understood so if you don’t mind I’m going to go curbstomp puppies.