Malcolm was right nature will find a way...

Well this is in response to Sean’s statement, and I’m here to answer his question about women.

Women and all their little quirks are a response to overpopulation in the world today. Call it "Chaos Theory" call it "Darwinism" call it whatever you like to make yourself sleep better at night, but today’s solution to overpopulation is the advancement of the female psyche. And this female psyche is meant to make men wish for a shotgun to the face rather than deal with just about any girl and their problems. Just about. The whole two hormone thing is merely god trying to fight the system, because back in the day when the world wasn’t so populated I truly believed cavemen bashed women over the head and slept with them no repercussions, no stories about buying shoes, or listening to which girl called your girl a slut that evening or notta. Just plain sex no strings attached. And while environmentalists are banging their faces against trees trying to figure out how nature could possibly let such overpopulation happen, they miss the simple point that nature has in fact found a way. And the three signs of overpopulation are homosexuality, increased estrogen in women, and cannibalism it is no wonder that the world will soon desist in population increase. And in fact it is obvious to anyone who has tried to talk to "almost" any girl in North America. It’s tough.

Sexually frustrated men of all ages ponder that whole "women, sex, heartbreak relationship" over the "shotgun, face, toe relationship" for hours wondering which would be in fact the least painless of relationships. The answer is not clear, but I’m assuming the shotgun face theory will increase in numbers as we progress into the 21st century; and thus in someway prevent the increase of overpopulation with nature’s way: Women.

… well I say all this in hoping I don’t in fact jinx myself, because that would just suck…