Toilet dudes at the bar

alright wtf? so whenever i've gone to the bar such as the overdrive or the scuz there is always the same african dudes working the bathrooms for tips. now lets try to understand the rational behind this: these guys hand out soap and expect to be tipped? fuck that foo! these guys don't even have boobs, dream on my friends dream on...

These guys in fact make me not want to go to the washroom at all, and instead the thought of me choosing to piss on the shitty dj's at the bar all the more appealing. however if i did follow through with this thought at the overdrive i'd prolly get stabbed and my body left in a ditch somewhere. And i am all the more likely to get stabbed just because these dudes piss off dudes with knives because no one likes having other dudes watch them pee, which is what these guys do, watch people pee and hand them soap... and they get tipped because of it... garbage. And in fact this is where i make my point: having these dudes in fact watchign other dudes pee increases the number of stabbings at overdrive.


finally my thought of the day is this: people who pop the top off beer are always tipped whereas people who spend 15 minutes making you a cafe latte rarely see a quarter in their tip jar... and that my friends is garbage.