The OC is not cool
Now a lot of my guy friends have been going about the OC and how it's actually "good". the problem is it is a soap opera filled with ridiculous love triangles and shitty plot lines. this is good? no my friend that is not good it is shit. now first of all your first mistake is that you openly admitted you watch the OC which is the equivlent of stating that you like man cock in your ass. which is cool, we can still be friends, but don't try telling me that you're still heterosexual after admitting you watch the OC on a regular basis. becase i'm much too smart for that.
i came down stairs one thrusday night to find my brother watching the OC. i asked him "whats on" and when he relaized i saw what he was watchign he quickly blurted out "nothing!"started flipping through the channels pretending like he wasn't watching it. dumb bastard i know he thinks i think he's gay now. which i do, and thats cool i'll just have to hook him up with rob or evan.
another problem is that my friend rob, rob who is a huge 33 yearold farmer who is now in commerce, and he's HUGE and gruff as hell looking adores fuckign pacy and the OC! now see wtf? he should be watchign manly things like cars exploding and wrestling not the fucking OC! but i saw through rob as id o with everyone he watches the OC in hopes to turn to the girl beside him on friday morning and say
"did you watch the OC last night? wasn't pacy sooo cute etc..."
dumb creepy bastard. jsut kdding rob don't kill me.
i've classified male OC watchers into three categories
Billy Madison Sydrome
The guy who watches it and needs to justify his heterosexuality by enforcing that you're not cool unless you watch the OC... this is the same thing as seen in the classic Billy Madison in where Billy tells all the school kids that you're not cool unless you piss your pants, and thus so the one kid doesn't feel like a loser because everyone else does it thinking that they are cool... unfortunately no one else is as cool as billy madison and thus these guys can't convince me to piss my pants nor to watch the OC.
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The Creepy Guy
This guy watches the OC in hopes of strikign a conversation with a girl, where these guys are trying desperately to appear "in touch" with their femmine side. but really they are jsut creepsters.
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The Hope to God Guy
This type of guy is like my brother watches it but hopes no one finds out about it. these guys are alright because i never have to worry about hearing what pacy did the night before. they just keep their mouth shut and pretend to watch their wwf and monster trucks.
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i came down stairs one thrusday night to find my brother watching the OC. i asked him "whats on" and when he relaized i saw what he was watchign he quickly blurted out "nothing!"started flipping through the channels pretending like he wasn't watching it. dumb bastard i know he thinks i think he's gay now. which i do, and thats cool i'll just have to hook him up with rob or evan.
another problem is that my friend rob, rob who is a huge 33 yearold farmer who is now in commerce, and he's HUGE and gruff as hell looking adores fuckign pacy and the OC! now see wtf? he should be watchign manly things like cars exploding and wrestling not the fucking OC! but i saw through rob as id o with everyone he watches the OC in hopes to turn to the girl beside him on friday morning and say
"did you watch the OC last night? wasn't pacy sooo cute etc..."
dumb creepy bastard. jsut kdding rob don't kill me.
i've classified male OC watchers into three categories
Billy Madison Sydrome
The guy who watches it and needs to justify his heterosexuality by enforcing that you're not cool unless you watch the OC... this is the same thing as seen in the classic Billy Madison in where Billy tells all the school kids that you're not cool unless you piss your pants, and thus so the one kid doesn't feel like a loser because everyone else does it thinking that they are cool... unfortunately no one else is as cool as billy madison and thus these guys can't convince me to piss my pants nor to watch the OC.
"The Creepy Guy
This guy watches the OC in hopes of strikign a conversation with a girl, where these guys are trying desperately to appear "in touch" with their femmine side. but really they are jsut creepsters.
"The Hope to God Guy
This type of guy is like my brother watches it but hopes no one finds out about it. these guys are alright because i never have to worry about hearing what pacy did the night before. they just keep their mouth shut and pretend to watch their wwf and monster trucks.
"
posted by Doc at
6:48 PM
10 Comments:
the billy madison allusion doesn't quite follow through, but otherwise nice post.
the o.c.'s homogayness is unrivaled. The only thing gayer than O.C. is gay penis-in-the-bum sex
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joe, at 11:48 PM
"the o.c.'s homogayness is unrivaled. The only thing gayer than O.C. is gay penis-in-the-bum sex "
the word of the lord- Amen
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Doc, at 1:54 AM
I watch the OC. Thats right. Right now I'm thinking about making an I <3 the OC shirt. And watching wrestling is way more gay than watching the OC.
Fag.
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Clifford, at 4:22 PM
"And watching wrestling is way more gay"
it was just a smug remark to throw off my readers, i used it as an exaggeration because wrestling is the guy equivlent of a soap opera. they are both terrible.
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Doc, at 5:17 PM
Yea, but at least the OC has occasional lesbian kissing scenes with two crazy hot bitches. And less guys wearing tightie whities and touching each other. Wrestling was cool back in the Jake the snake and yokozuna days. Now its just fucking stupid.
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Clifford, at 9:04 PM
Ya that was really dumb. Cause the wrestling is by far the gayest thing in the world. Lots of guys in tighties grappling each other and horrible story lines.
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Anonymous, at 11:20 PM
yea but Jay, you konw what else has lesbian kissing scenes and isn't gay?
Lesbian porn.
Wait, it is gay. Fuck. You know what i mean. the good gay.
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joe, at 12:33 AM
Jay buddy, that skinny anorexic bitch is not hot. You'd have to pay me to nail her; actually that's not true - but she's still ugly.
Oh, and wrestling was only good back when Razor Ramon was around, and when tatonka was good.
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Anonymous, at 5:15 PM
I think she's hot, and you can't tell me that the chick that works at the bar isn't hot, and I know you know which one I'm talking about cause I'm sure you watch the show to Anonymous, if that is your real name.
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Clifford, at 11:21 PM
is it Rachul Bilson? or whatever her name is. Cuz god damn she is amazing.
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joe, at 9:02 AM
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