Would you Really Know?
I have avid faith in the idea that “things happen for a reason”, and thus I believe in an almighty omniscient being (god). And that bastard (god) has a grand plan for us all; for example when a person contracts rabies or is stabbed in the chest by a stingray or constructs the largest ball of twine they are all undeniable acts of god and he allows them with a specific plan in mind.
He allows life to happen not because he hates us all (thiough i'll admit it does seem that way) he does it so that we as individuals can develop ourselves. Pain builds character. or didn’t you know?
That kid sitting in the corner by me is mute. He cannot speak, he was born that way. God denied him the ability to speak because if he were able to speak he would also sing, almost as good as Evan. And this mute boy would have started band that would be in essence undeniably identical to the band Nickelback. God was aware of this, and stripped this kid of his vocal cords. He did it because there is a man who’s great great great grandson would discover a cure for cancer (who of course, will be one of the few people who is pro cancer, and thus choose not to divulge his antidote to the world) would kill himself if another shitty rockband would pillage his ears with another lackluster song about love or whatever it is that nickelback’s uninspired song’s are about. Above all god knew that the number of miserable people who had good taste in music would be more miserable than they had ever been before had he not accomplished this almighty feat of muting this young lad.
You may wonder why the members of Nickelback are allowed to continue unscathed, unlightening-bolted, surviving, and worst of all- producing more music. They are allowed to destroy the minds of young Canadian men and women because they, the canadian population, would be unable to define bad taste in music with a single word.
That word is Nickelback.
Has it been ever been simpler to define what bad or even terrible music is or is not? Nickelback is the solution, it is a legitimate reason not to listen to the radio, and is also a legitamate reason why one would go on a band member assassination campaign… though I will disagree with the killing of Lenin, his song “working class hero” is fucking awesome.
If you didn’t know Nickelback would you know pain?
He allows life to happen not because he hates us all (thiough i'll admit it does seem that way) he does it so that we as individuals can develop ourselves. Pain builds character. or didn’t you know?
That kid sitting in the corner by me is mute. He cannot speak, he was born that way. God denied him the ability to speak because if he were able to speak he would also sing, almost as good as Evan. And this mute boy would have started band that would be in essence undeniably identical to the band Nickelback. God was aware of this, and stripped this kid of his vocal cords. He did it because there is a man who’s great great great grandson would discover a cure for cancer (who of course, will be one of the few people who is pro cancer, and thus choose not to divulge his antidote to the world) would kill himself if another shitty rockband would pillage his ears with another lackluster song about love or whatever it is that nickelback’s uninspired song’s are about. Above all god knew that the number of miserable people who had good taste in music would be more miserable than they had ever been before had he not accomplished this almighty feat of muting this young lad.
You may wonder why the members of Nickelback are allowed to continue unscathed, unlightening-bolted, surviving, and worst of all- producing more music. They are allowed to destroy the minds of young Canadian men and women because they, the canadian population, would be unable to define bad taste in music with a single word.
That word is Nickelback.
Has it been ever been simpler to define what bad or even terrible music is or is not? Nickelback is the solution, it is a legitimate reason not to listen to the radio, and is also a legitamate reason why one would go on a band member assassination campaign… though I will disagree with the killing of Lenin, his song “working class hero” is fucking awesome.
If you didn’t know Nickelback would you know pain?
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