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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Other Options

So today I was studying outside in the university bowl today and something absolutely ridiculous caught my attention.

These fucking guys dressed in black sweat pants and black gym shirts are working out in the bowl with a video camera.

And they weren’t doing just a regular work out, they were doing gymnastic work-outs , where they were filming each other do flips and kart-wheels and stuff. The most ridiculous one was where they would climb up these stairs hang off the edge of the stairs (the stairs that lead up to marquis hall cafeteria) and then they would let go, fall and do a shoulder roll.

Now at first I thought it was hilarious because they were all high-fiving each other, and it looked like they were all ben stiller impersonators from dodgeball-or any ben stiller movie for that matter.

Anyway after about the first 5 minutes I realized that these guys were 100% serious. I realized this as the one guy was talking about how his one buddy did this one trick and was able to do a kart-wheel right before he landed. And all the other guys were standing there eating up this story, no video camera rolling.

They were serious.

What was worse was the fact that they were terrible at doing their acrobatics each time one of them landed from a half assed flip off of a stool I was convinced that the landing might have caused a broken leg.

Now I realize me trying to explain this to you is impossible to grasp the scary hilarity of the situation. But it was bad, I was trying to comment to andrew as they would spin off of fire hydrants and jumping all around like 10 yearolds that they really looked like tools. But all I could manage was “don’t they know that… that… just isn’t cool?”

And I know it seems like they had to be spoofing something, but I’m pretty positive they weren’t. it’s unexplainable how they could have even possibly have formed the group, but there they were using the bowl as their jungle gym….

And ugh this post sucks. I need to start going out more, or something as I have very little to write about… as I have proved with the above paragraph.

I saw the ex today, it was kinda ridiculous as it always is, she still looks like keira knightely…

Question: why is that people who you can get along so well at one point, months later, will play with their hair and look down at the ground as you walk by?

It’s fucking messed.

Like the funny thing is I thought about doing it too, but we were walking up/down the stairs and there was no way of pretending especially since we made eye contact right off the base of the stairs and would knowingly have to pass by one another- would it have not been easier to wave hello like grown ups rather than me do the half wave thing her to do her thing and it just be awkward?

Fuck whatever

You know I think I finally understand Brokeback Mountain.

Loving another dude is much simpler than loving a woman.

Perks to being gay

1) none of this two hormone shit
2) you both share the same hormone
3) if you ever commit genocide people will excuse you for it by saying “oh he was gay”
4) you can have taste in clothing and drink maritni’s without hassle (though there is nothing gay about a dry gin martini, but whatever go hickvile saskatchewan!)
5) easy excuse not to like hockey
6) Will always have hot women with you, which is better than my current state of no women with me ever
7) Never have to worry about getting married or having kids
8) You can like the scissors sisters without being ashamed
9) I’m sure there are other perks


Perks to not being gay

1) Keira Knightley
2) Viggo Mor- errr Keira Knightley
… and I’m going to quit while I’m ahead

10 Comments:

  • I'm not saying martini's are gay, I mean Bond was a martini man, and bond is a mans man. They just taste like crap and anyone that says otherwise is totally full of shit. So what I am saying is that, once you become Bond cool, then you can tell people martini's don't taste like dog ass and people will think your tough. But since your not bond cool (none of us are) you saying martini's don't taste like shit makes you come off more as someone who wants to be an individual and noticed at the same time... and uh... hmmmm... you know I was trying to make sense of this in my mind, but what it really comes down to is... Martini's are gay.

    By Blogger Clifford, at 5:35 PM  

  • solid post Jay

    but yea, relations with exes are hilarous. Enjoy the awkward duncan. Real awkward situations don't come up all that often.

    after finals we'll party hard until you leave for Alberat

    when you gion?

    By Blogger joe, at 7:37 PM  

  • the 2nd or the 8th of may, but im taking my computer this time and becoming a hermit in my room, or thats the plan.

    By Blogger Doc, at 10:32 PM  

  • yea we can write movies all summer (:

    By Blogger joe, at 1:29 PM  

  • Hey its a good idea, if i were to leave stoon for a while I'd bring some sort of computer as well, because I don't think I could handle going out with the same people every night, especially if i barely know them, because what fun is going out with peple if you can't make fun of thier sexuality every once in a while because your not sure how they'll react and shit. That and I don't like meeting new people. Unless they have big breasts. Which they seldomly do. But yes to getting ham boned in the near future. how about the 25th, its a tuesday, but its my one day off after working for 7 days in a row.

    By Blogger Clifford, at 2:45 PM  

  • maybe

    but m last final is the 27th :\

    By Blogger joe, at 5:02 PM  

  • well that works too, cause after my 7 days in a row I have two days then another (only one, fucking weak) day off, so I'll be getting ham-boned anyway.

    By Blogger Clifford, at 2:13 AM  

  • Well, I thought I'd visit htis site since you gave it to me on the exam - I didn't realize you had a site like this - interesting -

    ed

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:55 PM  

  • update your blog you fuck

    By Blogger joe, at 6:37 PM  

  • not you ed, i mean duncan

    duncan :po:

    By Blogger joe, at 10:03 PM  

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