April Fools Day Is For Suckers

I had been throwing around the idea last week of doing an April fools day post, and as i invested an increasing amount of time thinking about what would be funny but wouldn't be taken seriously by the people that read this; i realized that prolly 95% of my readership wouldn't even get that it was april fools day and thus effectively ruining the whole humour to the post and it'd ruin my day.

*note what is 5% of 3 people?

anyway i think the only thing that April fools day proves is 3 things

A) People are fucking stupid (we all knew that though, no point in dedicating half a day to the realization of that fact)

B) People are rarely aware of where they are or what they are doing let alone what day of week it is.

C) it really isn't that funny.

"I'm going to Vienna next week Fred!"
"Really?"
"No April fools day ahahahaha!"
"you're a moron sam"


... it's true,
i've got nothing.