where have all the good ones gone?
Seeing as I am now single and have absolutely no female prospects in the least, I have tried to notice the supposedly hottest female population in all of the universities in North America as stated by playboy magazine. The problem, however, lies in the simple fact that a large portion of this alleged hot female population disappears every second semester.
The reason for this has been beyond my own personal grasp, and it required a drunken conversation with jay to fully understand what causes this difference in second semester?
Answer: All the hotties drop out or gain the uno-cinqo, effectively disappearing off the radar.
They vanish because of four reasons
1) university isn’t their thing
2) they need a timeout from school
3) fucking retarded as are most ridiculously hot 18 year-olds
4) the uno-cinqo and disappear from my notice.
In a way I have always known this, as I’ve always played the game with kids I recognize from high-school, i try and guess how long each of them will last, and this game generally shows signs of my predictions by second semester, because ½ or more drop off the face of the planet.
But I suppose to be fair I should list the 5th reason and 6th reason
5) 1st year classes are a complete waste of time
6) the people in first year classes are many times a complete waste of time.
I should prove statement 6)
In my 112 poly sci class there was a guy that I recognize from (highschool I think he graduated last year, he’s dressed up like Justin Timberlake whoever he is) where he tried starting up a conversation with a girl (obviously attempting something) by noticing she always sits on the far side of the desks.
Well she’s left-handed. Seats on the far sides have the board on the left side (oppose to the right) for a purpose beyond blowing this dipshit’s mind.
If I had to deal with that shit I’d fucking drop out too.
Actually I’m going to drop out just because I have to see people deal with people like that.
disclaimer: i'd never plan with getting with the pre second semester women anyway, mainly because i'm saving myself for Keira Knightely- and, or i personally infatuate myself with imperfect women... one of the two, heh.
i don't know why.
The reason for this has been beyond my own personal grasp, and it required a drunken conversation with jay to fully understand what causes this difference in second semester?
Answer: All the hotties drop out or gain the uno-cinqo, effectively disappearing off the radar.
They vanish because of four reasons
1) university isn’t their thing
2) they need a timeout from school
3) fucking retarded as are most ridiculously hot 18 year-olds
4) the uno-cinqo and disappear from my notice.
In a way I have always known this, as I’ve always played the game with kids I recognize from high-school, i try and guess how long each of them will last, and this game generally shows signs of my predictions by second semester, because ½ or more drop off the face of the planet.
But I suppose to be fair I should list the 5th reason and 6th reason
5) 1st year classes are a complete waste of time
6) the people in first year classes are many times a complete waste of time.
I should prove statement 6)
In my 112 poly sci class there was a guy that I recognize from (highschool I think he graduated last year, he’s dressed up like Justin Timberlake whoever he is) where he tried starting up a conversation with a girl (obviously attempting something) by noticing she always sits on the far side of the desks.
Well she’s left-handed. Seats on the far sides have the board on the left side (oppose to the right) for a purpose beyond blowing this dipshit’s mind.
If I had to deal with that shit I’d fucking drop out too.
Actually I’m going to drop out just because I have to see people deal with people like that.
disclaimer: i'd never plan with getting with the pre second semester women anyway, mainly because i'm saving myself for Keira Knightely- and, or i personally infatuate myself with imperfect women... one of the two, heh.
i don't know why.
posted by Doc at
9:15 PM
2 Comments:
so many more hotties in my 2nd term classes
not like it matters or anything
just sayin'
By
joe, at 9:54 PM
You can't say you don't plan on getting with pre-second semester women because for the most part getting with women is never part of an eloborate plan. I think. If some pre-second semester skank were to be all over you, you wouldn't say no. I also think I know who your talking about, and I want that douche to die, fucker stole my blanket and tried stealing my beer once, that son of a bitch.
By
Clifford, at 11:21 PM
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