Please Delete Your MSN, just out of spite
Okay i will seriously slay the next person that sends me a fucking email that states
"If you do no forward this email to 18 other people something terrible will happen to you"
- and if you think my threat is empty, if you have my email on your address book it means i fucking know your name and most likely where you live...
anyway
today's email involved the shutting down of msn. which actually, i do wish would happen. i guarntee the quality of life on this planet would double without msn consuming our lives. or atleast it may eradicate the abbreviations of "tyme", "4eva", "lol", and the like.
"
Riiiiiight...
if that message was infact written by the directors of msn i'm pretty sure the company is doomed anyhow because they have the writing skill of a 4th grader...
which, i suppose, is the point of the whole messege.
it's supposed to be so fucking ridiculous that there should be no reason on this fucking planet for anyone with a brain to feel the need to forward it to their entire contact list!
fuck...
i don't know what is worse that i know and am [was now biatch] friends with the person who forwarded it to me, or that it had been forwarded to 64 people in total before it reached me...
people are clay, and it hurts me that i am not only of the same species, but also just as, if not more, ignorant than they.
"If you do no forward this email to 18 other people something terrible will happen to you"
- and if you think my threat is empty, if you have my email on your address book it means i fucking know your name and most likely where you live...
anyway
today's email involved the shutting down of msn. which actually, i do wish would happen. i guarntee the quality of life on this planet would double without msn consuming our lives. or atleast it may eradicate the abbreviations of "tyme", "4eva", "lol", and the like.
"
Subject: MSN charging people
>>Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:50:42 -0700
>>
>>Not sure if this is true but I figured what the heck! Better safe than
>>sorry.
>>
>>Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption,
>> but msn is closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people
>>are taking up all the names (eg. making up lots of different accounts for
>>just one person). We only have 578 names left. If you would like to close
>>your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your
>>account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is
>>no
>>joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. The use of
>>msn and hotmail will cost money from summer 2006. If you send this message
>>to 18 different people from your list your little icon will become blue
>>and
>>that will make it free for you. If you dont believe me go on (www.msn.com)
>>and see it yourself. Dont foward this message copy paste it so people will
>>actually read
>>
>>it."
Riiiiiight...
if that message was infact written by the directors of msn i'm pretty sure the company is doomed anyhow because they have the writing skill of a 4th grader...
which, i suppose, is the point of the whole messege.
it's supposed to be so fucking ridiculous that there should be no reason on this fucking planet for anyone with a brain to feel the need to forward it to their entire contact list!
fuck...
i don't know what is worse that i know and am [was now biatch] friends with the person who forwarded it to me, or that it had been forwarded to 64 people in total before it reached me...
people are clay, and it hurts me that i am not only of the same species, but also just as, if not more, ignorant than they.
posted by Doc at
5:37 PM
5 Comments:
You still read that shit? I mean after I didn't fine my true love in 24 hours, and now have bad luck for about 700 years I've just started deleting them. Once you start doing that they annoy you alot less. But it is fun to see how many of your friends are realy stupid.
By
Clifford, at 7:25 PM
i dont have faggots that proliferate that shit on my list
so i dont get it
By
joe, at 12:02 AM
joel, that's only because your friends hope msn shuts down your account, which is the one and only reason why you never got the email.
p.s. my favorite part about that whole email from "the directors of msn" is where it says "if you don't beleive me check our website (msn.com)"...
priceless
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Doc, at 1:44 AM
I enjoyed the part about people taking up all the names. Because I'm sure with msn you can have more than on 'Jay.' Unless I just lucked out. Unless they're talking about email adresses, because how many variations can you possibly have with arranging as many of the 26 letters in the alphabet as many times as you want, and also adding in infinite combinations of numbers. Or maybe its something else, who knows.
By
Clifford, at 7:30 PM
i'm blocking you duncan you dirty rat bastard
By
joe, at 5:09 PM
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