There's Snakes on the Motherfucking Plane!

Well my man Samuel Jackson is coming out with a suspense thriller this summer entitled "SNAKES ON A PLANE" perhaps the second greatest title for a movie- EVER First of course belonging to "Surf Nazi’s Must Die" (however, despite the awesome title, the movie fails to satisfy my desire to see surf nazi’s getting their shit ruined.)

The Plot: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, let’s loose a crate full of deadly snakes hellbent on killing a passenger who's in witness protective custody.… WITH SAM JACKSON!

This interview is taken from demfamer.com

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?

Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, "Where’s that goin’?" And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back! [to Snakes on a Plane]

Sweet!

Anyway with sucha great title you'd think a tagline would be pointless, but there are quite a great deal of fantastic taglines circulating. My top 10 taglines for the up and coming movie "Snakes on a Plane" are as follows.

Snakes on a Plane! "_________"

10. "It's beyond your imagination"

9. "Oh yes, there will be snakes"

8. "Scared of heights? Scared of snakes? We put them together."

7. "When you’re in a plane, you can't escape a snake."

6. "When there are snakes on a plane, no one wins."

5. "Snakes On A Plane: All the good plots were taken"

4. "We don't actually need a Tag-line, but we have to fill in space on the poster so...."

3. "Snakes + Plane = Snakes on a Plane"

2. "The food sucks, too."

1. "Snakes. Plane."