Dentistry

So in recent news my dentsist has closed up shop, and is prusuing a different profession very related to destistry: Alcoholism... hilarious. i mean it would be hilarious if i didn't have to find a new dentist. i trust a new dentist as much as i trust that my cat would save me from a burning building... which is nill, and i have less faith in jay getting laid than i do in my cat rescuing me from a burning building.

can someone explain to me why dentists in general typically have one of the highest rate of suicidal tendencies out of all other professions? like i don't get it, if a brain surgeon fucks up you become a vegtable or die, if a dentist fucks up they say oh fuck and then give you more laughing gas and life is great.

like it is not a stressful job, and the pay is ridiculously good- so why suicide and alcoholism?

is it because anyone over 20 has seen or atleast knows about "Marathon Man" and how terrible dentists are? Perhaps John Schlesinger is effectively responsible for making it absolutely impossible for denstists to find love or even friends?

it wouldn't be the first time people have been influenced what to think due to a movie for example look at: "E.T." "Sideways" or "Farenheit 9/11" (actually i think i'll write about that topic in a later post)

anyway my point is this, up until today i had no idea why denstist's were all sketchy suicidal alcoholic laughing gas induced junkies, but then i came across a REJECTED "College of Dentistry Application Form":




i find it interesting that the person was not rejected for murdering a person, or wanting to "perform marathon man" torture sequences, but rather the person showed no suicidal or alcoholic tendicies and thus was rejected from the college of dentistry.

if you truly love someone, please don't let them become a dentist.