Bad Driving Part 3

Driving in Kanaskis was bad news, in fact it reminded me a lot of home, which is probably why I was never homesick, or sober for that matter. Anyway, the driving was ridiculously bad for many reasons:

A) Everyone was a bloody tourist
B) Everyone was a bloody tourist with no clue as to what was going on in the world
C)There were American and Oriental drivers who have never seen a fucking deer in their simple and pathetic lives and thus felt the need to stop in the middle of a 100 km/h twisty, mountainy highway to snap photo’s of god’s ugliest creature. I don’t mean to stereotype, but when I was working the bar Americans would be stunned that they saw a fucking squirrel. It’s a squirrel… its basically the same as a fucking mouse and people freak when they see those, but oh not a squirrel… Squirrel’s are "different".


--- Which brings me to another point, why is it that some people will scream bloody murder when they see a daddy long legs spider 10 feet away from them, and then the same person will drop everything they are doing and chase after a black bear for a closer look?… it’s beyond me.
Anyway back to driving, so to make my point of how terrible the drivers are in K-country I’ll show you an illustration.



My point
Now the worst experience was when I was driving back from Canmore on the highway number 1 with a girl I hated, she was perhaps the most annoying person I’ve known in a very long time. In fact, she had no truly redeeming features about her, for instance she pretended to be deep and misunderstood, but the fact of the matter was that she was as deep as a paper plate. She also had no car, which meant I got suckered into driving her everywhere, which I hated.

Anyway to the story:
I was driving back from Canmore to K-Country while it was absolutely pouring/lightning/thundering and etc… on me and my fat passenger. However I had to work at 5:00 and thus so need to get home on the asap. So while cruising at 120 there was a semi driving at a constant 100Km/h and was sloshing so much water into my windshield I could barely see, anyway I switch into the left lane to pass and this semi, however the car infront of me was driving at 101Km/h passing gradually passing this semi in no particular hurry, so as a result I’m completely blind the car infront of me is ensuring that I’ll be driving blind for at least another 5 minutes and just being a general douche driving without his lights on and etc.. . so when I finally pass him I honk my horn and give him the finger.

And then I realized something-






I had a fatty in my car.



I lost all my creditability, the whole middle finger and honking of the horn act was for nothing, as this guy was probably thinking "oh that guy must be pissed cause he’s got a fatty in his car hahahah!… dumb bastard."



And thus I learned a valuable lesson: being a shitty driver sucks, but if the passenger in your car is ugly it doesn’t matter how competent of a driver you are, you are still just some douche with a fatty in his car.