Who are people that you can make fun of?

"I mean, who am I going to make fun of [...]?" dumbest question ever asked? perhaps.

there are so many people to make fun of that i feel like i could not even begin to do a list justice, but i'll try.

people who should be run down with a ford f150 and then shot in the face with an uzi consist of anyone who:

thinks that an ethnic group is the only group that should bear the brunt of jokes.

studies for 6 hours, but types away on msn for 5 of the 6.

looks over pictures on myspace for hours on end

has a myspace account and isn't in a band.

thinks the pat is a good time

thinks the longbranch is a good time

voted green party and didn't think they were wasting a vote.

doesn't think tom cruise is actually gay

thinks jerry brukheimer isn't a waste of life.

makes out their ugly girlfriend in a library or extremely public place

places their hand over their girlfriend's ass over the course of an entire night at Jt's or whisky jack's or wherever.

wears a startrek broach, has long dangly medieval hair, sits cross legged in a desk, wears sandals in november, comments on everything, and thinks that he/she is a unique individual.

told me that the Da Vinci code was a good book, fuck you guys that was a bad book.

text messages icessantly to their girlfriend, girl that is a friend, or boyfriend, friend that is a guy. especially while watching a movie with someone else. i just want to punch you when you do it.

go to the library for the social aspect, and never seem to study, and are always loud and obnoxious and probably have myspace accounts

take anything i say seriously

doesn't think i know what i'm not talking about

thought planet of the apes sucks

thinks 50 cent is lyrical

etc...

if you excuse me i'm going to go fail yet another midterm