Fav Fruit

today i was cutting limes while at work and this one girl who i'm pretty sure every guy at work wants to stick it in, except myself, because she's overly cheery and likes every body for who they are, which just doesn't click with me. anyway today at work i was cutting limes and in her desperate attempts to stir something of a conversation or whatever, because as i said, she likes everybody, because everybody likes her.

"that smells really great"

"what the limes? *head nod* Well, they are my favorite fruit"

then i started to think, that infact my response was very honest, i wasn't awkwardly stating something for the sake of saying it, which perhaps she most likely thought i was doing, but i wasn't. not that it mattered as i quickly killed the conversation by turning my head to what i was doing so i didn't normalize the length of my fingers... my fingers are long. Much longer than normal fingers, and so by cutting them in half i would have normalized fingers... though they would look weird because i'd only have stubs that were not capable of bending, nor would they have finger nails.

anyway, normally I wouldn't eat a lime if i had a choice between an apple and a lime, but limes are capable of so much more than an apple.

sure apples can make apple pie or apple crisp, or applejacks which are all very good, but if i had the choice between surviving off of margaritas or an apple pie, a margarita would probably win.