Your favorite Song Sucks

Your favorite Song Sucks


So… I was just on the road with a girl for 16 hours… and I discovered something: don’t go on road trips with people who have shitty taste in music. It’s that simple really, as it was an agonizing 16 hours, I was tempted to bail the car and take my chances at 130 km/h but then I realized I’d be stuck in the middle of rural Saskatchewan... which would be almost as bad as listening to another hit by black eyed peas. Fuck let’s eliminate the variables in this equation I could deal with the roadrash, the internal bleeding, and the large chance of death; the real predicament I was faced with was: taking my chances in rural Saskatchewan or dealing with Kyla’s shitty taste in music…. And if we put a shotgun in the equation it would be obvious which of the three I would choose.

Some might say I’m being overly dramatic, but I’m sorry there is a place and time for a Rob Thomas cd, and that place is the trash and the timeframe is infinite- infinite like the amount of suckage that defines Rob Thomas.

Seriously rob thomas is brutal, it's like beating a dead horse to continue any further…

But interestingly enough, after hours of me threatening to bleed myself all over kyla’s 2003 civic she finally gave in and let me put in my own cd- which she thought was absolutely terrible… and here is the problem.

This is a severe problem. Someone who thinks metric, modest mouse and franz ferdinand sucks, but black eyed peas is awesome has serious issues. This issue is of course a major problem in our society, because these people do not acknowledge that there is a problem. This is the equivalent of a mass murderer hating Hitler, but finding nothing wrong with killing babies… it’s just something absolutely ridiculous. And if they don’t admit they have a problem the healing cannot begin.

But she hated my music- every single cd.

And I mean I’m a reasonable guy, I can understand where she is coming from: metric for example is nothing more than the epitome of indie rock; it consists of "fighting the system" in grunge rock way, which is now such a popular motif in music that it is actually cliché. And franz ferdinand is nothing more than hating women because they rejected them… occasionally they do more than that but the main theme remains: rejection or hate. But they are never about love; they are about rejection- Something that "actually" exists in the world.
Well… At least it’s not about bumping till you bumpdity bump.

So I’ve decided that people who do not like my taste in music, and have their own individual preferences…. Obviously have shitty taste in music.

I hate being in a car with someone whose cd is paralleled by C95. Fuck why bother wasting the 1.25 it cost you to burn that cd and turn on the radio you dumb shit? It’d save you the 3 hours of downloading the music and then figuring out how to operate your cd burner.

7 reasons why I hate the world


1.Theory of a Deadman
2.Nickelback
3.Black Eyed Peas
4.Usher
5.Phil Collins
6.Gwen Stephani
7.Brown Divinity

Le Fin