Almost as bad as a Molestation Charge

So perhaps one of the most detrimental labels that a guy can get from a girl is none other than the infamous “creepy”. Getting creepy slapped to your forehead is the equivalent to Michael Jackson’s molestation charges, or Paul Ruebens public nudity incident... both sent either person’s career down in flames. If a guy gets creepy labeled to him he can shoot his penis for all the good that thing will do him unless he moves far away.

There’s this guy my friend Jade knows, in fact it’s her third cousin who also happens to be her roommate, and he’s been labeled with the notorious “creepy”. Creepy as hell. Even say the word creepy out loud and you get shivers down your back, when I think creepy I think of a crack head, or Dakota Fanning.

-anyway

Back to the point this guy who has received the creepy label has the “hots” for this one girl named kate, he drunkenly admitted this one night at the overdrive, and proceeded to turn to jade’s other friend Haley and said “Don’t worry I like you a lot too, but I’ve really got this thing for kate. if things don't turn out between me and kate i'd go for you.” Which is funny that he would think Haley could be somehow be offended by him liking kate, because Haley has gone out of her way to make it known she doesn’t like him as a person let alone as a hookup.

This was also the same night that I was successfully getting hit on by the same girl he really liked.

The funny thing is- he seemed to genuinely like me, which I found hilarious, because any guy, that has anything to do with a girl that I’m interested in (eg: what I was doing that night, or a girl’s boyfriend or etc..) is met with overall hostility from myself. It doesn’t matter how nice of a guy he is, if it’s a guy dating some girl I’m interested in he’s automatically an asshole. It could be fucking jesus and I’d still be like:

“yeah that jesus guy is a fucking asshole I have no idea what Mary sees in that fucker, and I mean what’d he ever do for anyone? Build a chair? Die on a cross? Fucking asshole, I hate that guy.”

Anyway

Then after we left the bar he drove Haley, Jade and Kate home he drove to the other side of town first dropped off Haley and Jade and threw Jade the keys to their house and took off so he could try picking up Kate. Which as it turns out didn’t pan out well for our 5’3 hero, because our 5’9 heroine shot him down in flames.

The following night Jade was meeting her cousins at the Hose, immediately as they were leaving to meet Jade’s cousins our protagonist asked “which side of the family are these cousins?” which Jade responded with “your side”… and yet while drunk enough did unsuccessfully hit on his own cousin. Which creeped out Jade.

Now what’s funny is that whenever she refers to her roommate and cousin she always gives him the ever so descriptive adjective “creepy” _______” which will completely kill his chances with any girl jade has ever come into contact or her friend’s friends and etc… it spreads like the bloody ebola virus..

He also brags about dealing coke, driving home drunk and etc…

and that’s my story of the day.