I'm a Fat Chick.
when reading this i'm assuming people are reading top to bottom, which explains the way this is posted.
Attention World:
I’m a Fat Chick, and so is Austin
When we first got to “The Pat” we couldn’t walk 5 feet without Davin or Nick being molested by some Hottie and her distant less attrractive friend standing there looking off into the crowd pretending like she is looking for some guy she … which we all know is bullshit because all less attractive girls whose friends are hot only have other hot girlfriends, and never guys.
Anyway when davinw as basically making out with some chick at our table and the only people constantly visiting me were other guys I realized that both Austina nd myself are Fat Chicks.
We’re the guys who are friends with the popular guys. We are the people no one knows nor do they have any interest in getting to know who they are, because the prize is to the left or right of where they are standing.
Fat chicks unintentionally situated themselves in being in those awkward situations of being second best. They are most likely unaware that they are “the fat chick”. Of course they are aware of it on a subconscious level (thus they never talk) but they are not consciously aware of the problem at hand.
For example: I was too busy thinking I was sympathizing with the “fat chicks” of the world to realize that I was in fact empathizing with them. I am one of them!
That sucks
I guess I should start conjuring the greatest conversations that no one will ever hear… I think I’m fucked. As I’m probably one of the few fat chicks that can’t even tell a decent story.
Attention World:
I’m a Fat Chick, and so is Austin
When we first got to “The Pat” we couldn’t walk 5 feet without Davin or Nick being molested by some Hottie and her distant less attrractive friend standing there looking off into the crowd pretending like she is looking for some guy she … which we all know is bullshit because all less attractive girls whose friends are hot only have other hot girlfriends, and never guys.
Anyway when davinw as basically making out with some chick at our table and the only people constantly visiting me were other guys I realized that both Austina nd myself are Fat Chicks.
We’re the guys who are friends with the popular guys. We are the people no one knows nor do they have any interest in getting to know who they are, because the prize is to the left or right of where they are standing.
Fat chicks unintentionally situated themselves in being in those awkward situations of being second best. They are most likely unaware that they are “the fat chick”. Of course they are aware of it on a subconscious level (thus they never talk) but they are not consciously aware of the problem at hand.
For example: I was too busy thinking I was sympathizing with the “fat chicks” of the world to realize that I was in fact empathizing with them. I am one of them!
That sucks
I guess I should start conjuring the greatest conversations that no one will ever hear… I think I’m fucked. As I’m probably one of the few fat chicks that can’t even tell a decent story.
posted by Doc at
5:37 PM
1 Comments:
As a fat chick, I agree the "fat chick" phenomnia definatly implies a bizzare power placement in the social sphere.
But when you do that you are allowing others to define who you are. And the only way to combat "fat chick syndrom" it to take control and decide for yourself where you want to be in the grand scheme of things
Pardon my crap spelling, but you get the gist.
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